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australian-government

FUCKING DISCLAIMER:

australian-government:

the fucking john green tweet is fake I fucking made it up. why you ask? SURPRISE, SURPRISE: for fucking notes. I thought it was clearly a joke and everyone would get it but the 50 fucking asks I got say something else. it’s obviously fake because if you go on john green’s twitter you will not find…

dickwigger

dickwigger:

*stands in the doorway of the thrift shop* it’s a macklephor

booknerd1311
booknerd1311:

I swear to god if this happens I will scream and punch everyone of them

booknerd1311:

I swear to god if this happens I will scream and punch everyone of them

inquisitivefeminist
inquisitivefeminist:

ah yes the john green section of macy’s

inquisitivefeminist:

ah yes the john green section of macy’s

miss-nobody13
miss-nobody13:

Oh my god

miss-nobody13:

Oh my god

australian-government
thumbsup4rockandroll:

thumbsup4rockandroll:

(via specialagentbrianzeller)

swagonmydick4000000000
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

(via majortvjunkie)

degrassicaps

(via majortvjunkie)

ruinedchildhood

(via pizza)

END ACT 3 INTERMISSION 1

blurrymelancholy
Nature Under Constraint and Vexed

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i-effed-it-all-up

i-effed-it-all-up:

how much do u wanna bet that when sarah put on cosima’s glasses for the first time she was like “jESUS CHRIST YOU REALLY ARE BLIND”

buckysbarnes
cordysangel
aconits

Just one, I am a few, No family too. What am I?