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History According to Tumblr (18 Pics)

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fuckyeahzarry

shadyteen:

shadyteen:

Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly

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i-do-not-have-a-url
  • Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady:*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL:Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me:Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad:*chokes into his drink*
  • ROL:You should respect your elders.
  • Me:You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad:*chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL:*storms off*
  • Dad:*looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me:What?
  • Dad:Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
espruen

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alvxandra

alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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swagitsune

swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.

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oomshi

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

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jehovahs

folieafuck:

jehovahs:

we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall

Autumn Out Boy

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porndirector

porndirector:

When I get hit on

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raetherandom

I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN

  • Little boy:Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
  • The Mom:Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
  • Little Boy:I wanna be Wonder Woman.
  • The Mom:Don't we all.
jonnovstheinternet
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yeezus-fish

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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circumcising

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

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